seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sexual orientation?

perks-of-being-chinese:

the mashed potatoes from KFC

(Source: itsmicca, via dulect)

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dahna9700)

(Source: unamusedsloth, via dahna9700)

sdzoo:

Sleepy wolf puppy is sleepy. Watch the full video.

(via toocooltobehipster)

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